Masquers Theater: Plays &
Musicals
Opening March 9, 2012
Sex...??
For Seniors...??
We usually think of the golden years as being a time of quiet
reflection, a time of sifting through one’s life and making sense of
experiences that were confusing at the time they were being lived.
Thanks to libido enhancing drugs that is no longer necessarily true and
especially at Rose Cottage Bed & Breakfast, a sweet little inn for
seniors.
Joanne Bracht directs this hilarious romp, and it features Dr. Dan
Canfield as Bud, “Bud the Stud”, Davis.
Mrs. Stanclliffe (Peggy Dubey) is the proprietress of the
establishment. She is quite proper herself, but isn’t above
capitalizing on the fact that Bud is a chick magnet for single,
menopausal, vacationing women who make up the bulk of her clientele.
She herself has been pursued for years by a kind and thoughtful
chemist, Henry Mitchell, played by Don Long.
The ladies who are currently enjoying the ambiance of this quaint
establishment include Victoria Ambrose (Carol Boyce) a romance novelist
whose personal life seems to be lacking in romance, Hillary Hudson
(Madeline Reim) a friend of Henry’s, and Charmaine Beauregard (Deanna
Edinger), a red hot Southern Mama who isn’t shy about her lusty ways.
This would sound like an ideal situation for Bud as long
as he is well supplied with Viagra which he takes by the handfuls. In
the meantime Henry the chemist has devised a drug called Venusia that
is designed to increase the libido in menopausal women. This is
intended for Mrs. Stancliffe. Ironically though, the pills look
identical to Viagra. Who knows what would happen if these two drugs
were to get mixed up.
If a man were to take Venusia or a woman take Viagra, what would be the
result? Find out on opening night for only $9.